Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter.
Napoleon: Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip: No Napoleon.
Napoleon: But my lips hurt real bad!
Napoleon: Yeah, there's like a buttload of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow-staff.
Napoleon: I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
Rex: Ya think I got where I am today because I dress like Peter Pan here? Take a look at what I'm wearin' people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.
Napoleon: I like your sleeves...they're real big.
Pedro: I like her bangs.
Napoleon: Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.
Kip: (singing) I love technology,
But I love you more you see,
But I still love technology,
Always and forever.
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